don't be stupid.

anything wild.

youngblackandvegan:

i do not love unconditionally

the only condition for me loving you is that you respect me

once i have been disrespected i will snap out of “i love you” mode so quick

and switch to “i love me” 

(via waters-lancaster)

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

(via justme-lizziee)

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara, via nimnimnimnimnim)

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

(via itsjustadaydream)